Those girls that just seem to look perfect at all times while at shows:
"Who doesn't travel with a bikini? I have a full length gown hanging in my trailer."
- Darcy la Pier, barrel racer, from the A&E show "Rodeo Girls"
...while literally covered in horse shit, poultice, horse goobers, shavings, miscellaneous pieces of hay & sucking back a Red Bull wondering, "is this my life?"